Banker

Cheese curd. Violin playing asphalt laying dandelion blowing cheesey poof from South Park's debut. Of course you can use our WiFi to catch the tail end of the TV game on Sunday's. Bowtie Saturdays. You want it easy? Grab a restaurant job. Double shifts? Zzz. You want stable? We'll give you stable. Set your leg up on the desk, prop your chest up against the wall and slide the lost tower of Tennochitlan up your ass and through your cornea mother fucker this is banking. In, in, in, out and back in before your miserable stinky seat cools off enough to breathe knockoff Kleenex from the A-list cleaning squad A is for affordable this is banking. Ladies bake a cake and say a prayer if you're lucky in 5-10 we'll ship you off to NY to hydrate some oatmeal nut dispensers at HQ. Females fax your booty cheeks to No-Loans Men godspeed this is fast paced, high pay, keyboard tappin', relationship brutality happenin' mayhem and you can get in on the front end today.

Mall Santa

Concord Mall needs chubby Santa's this year! $50 per night 1 free Cinabbon you're fat. Santa must be well kept - photogenic. Lots of young children will hop up on your lap and tell you what they want. Please wear a super thin suit, almost naked so you can breathe we don't need any sweat you fatty you! Domestic material we don't want little boys slipping into your crotch 'cause the Italians beat their leather like they beat their women. 2 spots available for convenience leave application and photos at Cinnabon.

Lollipop

Sup this Big Krit lookin' for a lil' toe licker 18th and Broad don't complain don't pay late. Education a buzz kill lookin' for dumb ditty ho with a penchant for gettin' smacked upside the head with Daddy's cowbell back in Santa Cruz, call it a comeback. Pay good if you suck good. Tie your wrists together take the train to Ruston and blink twice at Bad Santa.

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