Are you a genius?
Our Apple Retail store in Wobafuck, Nowhere has room for 2 Geniuses. Don't submit an application, submit proof of high intelligence. Anything is possible. Our father, Steve Jobs, will guide all souls from helplessness, to the realm of consistently high profit margins and surprisingly positive earnings reports quarter after quarter, year after year. Now, if it's a riddle you'd like, it's a riddle you'll get!
What sits up high
and looks above
The ocean's floor
the waves and doves.
Requirements:
-Solve the riddle
-At least $3k in savings
-iPhone, iPad, or Apple Tattoo on lower back
-TED speaker
Preference
-Associates degree (Art, Latin, Independent African Culture studies are only relevant fields)
-Familiar with the plot of Jeepers Creepers
-Ability to understand <head> tags in HTML
-Understand how to change background colors with CSS
Solve the riddle to find the address and time of the interview process.
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