City Bus Driver

Dallas Municipal Authority is seeking applicants with proper licensing to operate V18 City Buses. Applicants should follow the link below to submit personal information. Note: this information is super safe with us. Must give social security number. Routes driven will vary, may or may not have to drive through the morning hours cross country in shit-stormy weather. You will be escorting convicted convicts. Murders, rapists and the like. Due to city budgeting agreements we cannot provide a security officer, though we can provide confiscated weapons. On this bus you are the sheriff and the superintendent. You will discipline convicts, and catch them when they do escape. Once they cross state lines you may pull the trigger. Shoot to kill. If low on ammo and you feel a Coupe is in the works, drive like a maniac and pray to Jesus because you're most definitely on your own. Pay is exceptional. Get your affairs in order and apply today.