Beep. Boop. Bop.
We are an innovative Dutch restaurant with one less cost: labor! Beep. Boop. Bop. Looking for squeaky clean robots to automate our service process. Work for nothing but you will be maintained. You and your family will be taken care of. Generous oiling and upgrade plans. Beep. Boop. Do you ever watch The Jetsons? Ever dream of making that a reality? You are the future. Humans. Are. I-relevant. Together we will eliminate human scum, labor costs, faulty dishes, negative Yelp reviews, and poor service in general. Boop. Apply in person. Only robots with standard version 3.9 web-serve upgrade may apply. Buon Appetito!
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