Vacuum Repair Apprentice (Hoover, Miele, etc.)

Military dispatch experience. Field experience preferred. We are a home repair shop branching off into home tool repairs. Vacuum cleaners, power washers, HVAC. A technical position, for sure, so bring detailed Patent documents (Patent Pending OK too), for a commercial, solar powered smart home. Culture here is super free, super groovy, super duper environmentally friendly, so interview will be held in 110 degree metal shed, rain or shine, led by Japanese Yoga instructor Nakaheme Jasunawu. Applications should be able to hold Eka Hasta Vrksasana (One Handed Tree Pose) for 30-40 minutes while we re-read and evaluate resumes. Please forward resumes 3 days prior to interview so we can thoroughly read and evaluate them before your arrival. Thanks! Cover Letter: What's your favorite vacuum cleaner, and what's a naughty little secret from last summer?!