Hi we're a happy family looking for a new puppy. Yay stay clean and never, ever shed. Yikes, we live in Center City Philadelphia. Temperatures get up to 110 degrees very very humid. Perfect 'cause you won't pee much. 2 kids to play with, 2 bedroom luxury apartment in one of the city's premiere sky rises. Since you already lost your mommy and daddy don't get resentful towards us for taking you in. Lick paws before coming in. Guard dog bite to kill. 10-12 year's experience sleeping in crate environment. Preference for dogs that have been crated so long they're actually starting to enjoy it. Just adopting to expose young children to death. Please die peacefully on a weekend. Nothing that would scar a child, but make it a memory. Cremation will be paid for by us, your loving family, and ashes will be spread on neighbor's doorstep. "Woops, kid must've done it!"
Thanks for giving your life, we can't wait to get our hearts and hands around you!
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