Seeking: Small Business Salesperson

Tech startup seeking a sales force of 10-12 established sales professionals in the Greater Los Angeles area. A+ starting salary with opportunities to achieve life changing bonuses. Candidates should attach resume, references and reports quantifying total lifetime sales and percentage of leads closed. Candidates should have experience with middle aged moms. We want applicants that are fully immersed in the landscape our product will revolutionize. No meat, sugar or added flavor allowed. Max weight 117 lbs. White teeth, bright smile, pretty eyes. Presentation is everything so dress to impress, but not too salesy. This may require you start new international fashion trends and manufacture the proper attire to fit your body as retailers, online or elsewhere, won't have the inventory to keep up. It's likely you'll get rich from this. Re-invest 90% of your profits back into the sales team for free donut fridays and tea tuesdays. Candidates can call Cindy Loufuckyou for an answering machine at 610-227-4127.