Wanted: Tech Manufacturing Specialist

Hello Thais! Apple, yes that Apple (!) is looking for tech manufacturing specialists at some of our offices near you. No experience required. Applicant must be at least 5 years old. Hands should be 3" wide with at least 8 fingers intact. Office atmosphere very laid back, low stress high consistency. Management is always nearby if you need help. Work life balance perfect for working families. Easy transportation from top floor to street with wall-to-wall netting. Lots of attention from U.S. media. News cameras always in our offices to showcase our working environment across the globe. We are an example!!! 90% discounts on Apple products, salary enough to keep a small family afloat. Please apply in person to Les Miserable our French-American PR Ambassador.