Lube up your rusty pucker and make it tough for Mr. Rogers to rest easy by bringing sexual assault charges to the light of day. That's right it's tax season and we want you! Do you have your CPA and a degree in Law from an Ivy League university? Yes? Well, how would you like to be rich within your means but not beyond your dreams? We here at Backdoor Law get our clients paid. In exchange, we get paid too!
We're looking for an immoral son of a bitch to come in and screw the government out of 50-100 MM in tax money every season. Benefits are great, holidays too, and there are bonuses available for our first year specialists. Previous education is a must. You have got to know what you're doing out here. Seeking someone with a previous criminal record that may have had connections to get that record swept clean behind the eyes of any formal process. Sons and daughters of Mafia, Cartel, and Government officials are always welcome here at Backdoor Law.
Our office is located in Wilmington, Delaware, just a few hundred yards from I-95 should we need to pack up and get to the Sea quickly. Oh, and for the batch of you referred here through the Law Association Young Professional Network, please include your resume, references and previous pyramid scheme experience on the lines below.
Backdoor Law - Tax is Lax!
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