Fancy Glass is looking for a new Glass Blower in North Philadelphia. Fancy Glass serves the premium North Philly market. Applicant should have required degrees and a few years experience blowing glass in a major market. Artist should be familiar with Japanese arts. Ability to design toy dragons a plus. Please bring real dragon scale to interview. Show video of you slaying dragon with either a pure silver sword or an axe. Bridge the gap between underground Anime culture and uneducated local market to create new stream of demand for our products. Pay is $15 per hour with bonuses for each sale. This is not a full-time employment position. It will be extremely easy to fire you and no one is losing sleep over it here. Not sure how you got to the point of applying here with all that experience but that's really a shame. You'll fit in well here! CAll 610-277-9891 and whisper "I'm coming bitch". Then call 610-892-2291 to schedule an in-person interview. Don't forget the dragon scale (preferably from the Laos or SouthEast Asia region!).
Sandy Vagina
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