Established Boston mutual fund seeks enterprising young individuals with interest in investment management and analysis. This role is an entry level position. Starting salary will be between $35k and $40k. Room to move up. 2 weeks paid vacation annually with 1 week paid sick days and emergency leave. Special programs for expecting mothers. Firm is expanding fast. Candidate will be expected to start over. Expansion areas are defined as any location with favorable tax benefits. Currently we're shopping space in Iraq, Ukraine and Iceland. All hired employees are representatives of our firm's brand and will be expected to fight alongside ground troops in at least 1 war overseas. Experience leading a revolution in South America or other relevant continents a plus. Most days will be data entry and report writing for some of the industry's brightest executives. If you think you're a good fit for this position please pack your bags and set fire to your family's home. Interview call-backs will be shipped via military carrier crates to undisclosed locations for background checks.
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