Wanted: Comic Book Shop Worker

Greetings. You'll need lots of knowledge of comic books. Can you answer these questions: Why did Batman step off the platform and address Louis as Lou in Volume 6 Issue 7 on the 3rd line of the 4th page chapter 2? Ha, fool! Of course you could answer that. Now, answer these: Can you fly? Can you bench press 40,000 pounds? If a duck quacked in Manhattan could you hear it from Toledo? Didn't think so, you're fired! muahahahahaha