Tuesday, November 25, 2014

Wanted: Home Security Field Sales

Established security company seeking field sales representatives with 1-2 years experience closing deals in a door to door environment. Pay between $15-$20 an hour DOE with bonuses available for hitting sales targets. Applicant will need to do a lot of walking (10 miles per day) and be very comfortable dealing with police. Hours are flexible but most of our sales reps work day jobs and go door to door from 3 p.m. to 8 or 9. Applicant should be comfortable bothering family time and interrupting dinners with a knock on the door and a sales pitch for a home security system. We want entrepreneurs and persistent sales force - say no! to 'no soliciting' signs. Applicants should have proven ability to surpass government regulations and force their way into top secret facility. 007 or other MI6 experience a major plus. Dental plan included. All sales force members will have one tooth pooled and replaced with a poison pouch. If officers ever retain you for trespassing you are expected to bite the pouch and embrace a slow and painful death in the arms of an unsuspecting blue shield. Please see our company policy on dress, office relationships and core missions before coming in for the interview.
In the event of a call back please close 3% of any nearby school district within 24 hours of coming in for the final interview. You'll be expected to sit on Neighborhood Watch in Executive neighborhoods to for 3 nights straight before you can hear from a qualified company hiring agent.

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