Wanted: Doggy Daycare Assistant

Fluffy Pups Daycare seeks professional young lady to serve as a desk attendant and dog walker at our Millhouse location from 4 p.m. to close on weekdays or weekends. Pay is $12 an hour. Applicant should be at least 16 years old and currently in High School. Attendant should attach a short letter explaining why she wants to work with puppies. Please attach a photo of your own dog with a digital recording of its birth. Please mash sound bits from its life with popular new songs to create a new soundtrack for our lobby area. Applicant should come straight from her Christian school. She of course supports Christ. Fluffy Pups kills many sick and broken dogs each day. You'll be responsible for holding a rosary to the heart of the dying and whispering the rosary to each and every passing pup. We look forward to meeting the newest Puppy Passer at Fluffy Pups!